Dear Family:

Dear Family,

In case you haven't noticed, here is a few things you should know about me.

1. Don't expect me to make important decisions at 6 am. Or any decisions at 6 am really, unless they involve going back to sleep
2. I'm 22. Not 10, not 4, not 18, 22. I'm a legal adult, I can drive, I can drink, I can fight for my country, get married (but not to a woman), and have children. I can buy a house, apply for a mortgage, get a credit card, and open my own business. Remember this please, when you talk to me.
3. I have 3 jobs. I don't have free time. When you ask me: what are you doing? Chance are I'm working, eating, sleeping, driving, or trying to relax for a half second.
4. I like sleep. When I'm not working, I want to get extra sleep. Respect this please.
5. Don't act like a bitch to me when you're around your friends. All it does it make me want to hurt you.
6. If you ask me to do something, I will do it. It might not be RIGHT NOW or when you want me to do it, but it will get done. If you want it done RIGHT NOW tell me please. It will save everyone lots of trouble.
7. Yes, I know I have to work with you, and you don't like it. But don't treat me like shit. Treat me like a fellow employee. K thanks.
8. When I buy food, sometimes I buy it and want to share it with you. Sometimes it's all for me. When I tell you it's all for me, DON'T FUCKING EAT IT.
   
9. Sometimes I get stressed out. Yelling at me then is not a good idea.
10. Holidays stress me out more than they do you. Yes, you have to cook and clean and such. I have to make thousands of pies and deal with a boss who is freaking out. Then I get to leave and go to my other job. I win.

I have to go to work now. This is just a short list, there is many many more to come. :)